Hello, you go to a top twenty school [Vanderbilt University]. Do PC bros not do grammar now? But more importantly, “As many of us sit in grief..” Oh give me a f*cking break. It was a bag of poop left on the stairs outside. This left you grief stricken?I'm posting this only because I've been looking for a reason to post the following strip.
The post went viral with all the liberal media — PC BRO RACISM ALERT, THERE’S POOP ON CAMPUS STEPS — and an investigation into the bag of poop ensued.
Yep, an investigation by Vandy police. (To be fair, this is the most important investigation the Vandy police have been involved in investigating by themselves since a Kappa Delta sorority girl left her hazards on too long unloading Nordstrom bags outside the sorority house).
Who was the horrible racist who left dog poop on campus steps?
Well, it turns out that it was a blind female student whose seeing eye dog pooped on campus and she couldn’t find a trash can.
And, of course, I knew that some set of whiny campus brats wouldn't let me down. Thank you, Vandy PC Bros!
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