You who took my property, you know who you are. Bring it back or else. Oh I'm not going to do anything to you. But watch out for God.
Excuse me while I change my passwords.
UPDATE: It pays not to panic. Darmon Thornton reminded me that iPads and iPhones can be remotely found and locked. So that's what I've done.
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